{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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