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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"fact":"There are up to 60 million feral cats in the United States alone.","length":65}
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Melanargia epimede is an east Palaearctic species of satyrine butterfly found in eastern Mongolia, northeastern China, Korea and Japan. The larva on feeds on Agrostis clavata.
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{"type":"standard","title":"West Kalimantan","displaytitle":"West Kalimantan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3916","titles":{"canonical":"West_Kalimantan","normalized":"West Kalimantan","display":"West Kalimantan"},"pageid":453636,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/West_Kalimantan_in_Indonesia.svg/330px-West_Kalimantan_in_Indonesia.svg.png","width":320,"height":147},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/West_Kalimantan_in_Indonesia.svg/982px-West_Kalimantan_in_Indonesia.svg.png","width":982,"height":450},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286674294","tid":"bdfcc062-1e92-11f0-aa39-429be4bd453a","timestamp":"2025-04-21T09:26:45Z","description":"Province of Indonesia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":0,"lon":110.5},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Kalimantan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Kalimantan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Kalimantan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Kalimantan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Kalimantan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/West_Kalimantan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Kalimantan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:West_Kalimantan"}},"extract":"West Kalimantan is a province of Indonesia. It is one of five Indonesian provinces comprising Kalimantan, the Indonesian part of the island of Borneo. Its capital and largest city is Pontianak. It is bordered by East Kalimantan and Central Kalimantan to the east, the Malaysian state of Sarawak to the north, and the Bangka Belitung Islands to the west and the Java Sea to the south. The province has an area of 147,037 km2, and had a population of 4,395,983 at the 2010 Census and 5,414,390 at the 2020 Census; the official estimate as at mid 2023 was 5,623,328, and was projected to rise to 5,695,500 at mid 2024. Ethnic groups include the Dayak, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, Bugis, and Madurese. The borders of West Kalimantan roughly trace the mountain ranges surrounding the vast watershed of the Kapuas River, which drains most of the province. The province shares land borders with Central Kalimantan to the southeast, East Kalimantan to the east, and the Malaysian territory of Sarawak to the north.","extract_html":"
West Kalimantan is a province of Indonesia. It is one of five Indonesian provinces comprising Kalimantan, the Indonesian part of the island of Borneo. Its capital and largest city is Pontianak. It is bordered by East Kalimantan and Central Kalimantan to the east, the Malaysian state of Sarawak to the north, and the Bangka Belitung Islands to the west and the Java Sea to the south. The province has an area of 147,037 km2, and had a population of 4,395,983 at the 2010 Census and 5,414,390 at the 2020 Census; the official estimate as at mid 2023 was 5,623,328, and was projected to rise to 5,695,500 at mid 2024. Ethnic groups include the Dayak, Malay, Chinese, Javanese, Bugis, and Madurese. The borders of West Kalimantan roughly trace the mountain ranges surrounding the vast watershed of the Kapuas River, which drains most of the province. The province shares land borders with Central Kalimantan to the southeast, East Kalimantan to the east, and the Malaysian territory of Sarawak to the north.
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