The North British, Arbroath and Montrose Railway was a company established by the North British, Arbroath, and Montrose Railway Act 1871 to construct and operate a railway line from north of Arbroath via Montrose to Kinnaber Junction, 38 miles (61 km) south of Aberdeen. The company was originally a subsidiary of the North British Railway but was absorbed into its parent in 1880.
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