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Melicope triphylla is a plant in the family Rutaceae. The specific epithet triphylla is from the Greek meaning 'three leaf', referring to the trifoliolate leaves.

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James Thomas Kelley Jr. was a professional sports news columnist from South Buffalo. His 30-year career focused primarily on the Buffalo Sabres of the National Hockey League, and the greater Buffalo area. He started covering the Sabres in 1981 for The Buffalo News, and also went on to cover the Stanley Cup Finals for 23 straight years. He pursued other media besides newspaper writing. He originated the weekly \"Hockey Night in Buffalo\", as well as \"Sharpshooters\" on WNSA with partner Mike Robitaille. From time to time he continued to contribute various hockey articles to ESPN.com and FOXSports.com. His experience and knowledge of hockey led The Hockey News to proclaim him in 2002–03 as one of the \"100 People of Power and Influence in Hockey.\"

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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}

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